Dodgers/Angels Spring Update
Dylan Hernandez sat down with a surly and attitudinal Andre Ethier, apparently doing his best Jeff Kent impression. Hernandez started with a simple & routine question, as in how he projects to build upon last year’s breakthrough season: “How do you expect me to answer a question that I don’t have the answer to?” Ethier said without a trace of a smile.
On a more positive note, workhorse Hernandez explounds upon Hong-Chih Kuo‘s continuous rebounds from surgery after surgery. Kuo is a dynamite pitcher – a flame-throwing lefty that can strike batters out, but every pitch could be his last. He’s a joy to watch out of the bullpen and the Dodgers season will be much less Rockie (haaa) if Kuo can provide that stability out of the bullpen.
On the South – way, way south – side of Los Angeles, the Angels’ Jeff Mathis justifies his doubled salary was a result of his airtight defense, as opposed to the .583 he hit in the Division Series last year. . .
Also, T.J. Simers recapped the Koufax & Torre Event from this past weekend as only he can. . .
WHAT A FUCKIN SURPRISE ETHIER IS A COCK
CANT YOU TELL JUST LOOKING AT HIM HE WENT TO ASU FOR FUCKS SAKE
ANYWAY I DONT PAY HIM TO TALK I PAY HIM TO FUCKIN HIT
Simers is a bum.
Talk About High Maintenance: Jamie McCourt’s Wish List
Via True Blue LA, TMZ lists Jamie McCourt’s monthly expenses at $568,829 a month, with the total coming to near double that at $988,845. Double!
Something to remember next time the Dodgers tell you they don’t have $500,000 for a second-round draftee, or $1.5M for a Dominican phenom.
I will not buy a thing at Dodgers Stadium this year that will benefit the McCourts! Except the game tickets. And the parking. And a beer. And a dog. And some nachos. Wait a minute, I am screwed!
Someone has to slap the shit out of Eithier! Sorry to say, he is gone after this contract. Great potential, terrible attitude.